Thursday, March 25, 2010

03-25-2010 - The Household Appliances Show

As heard on radio!

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Cold Opening: WTF Canadian Tire?!!

It was The Household Appliances Show! From lint shavers, to fudge packers, to meat grinders this show had it all. including my last Cliche Cafe poem ever. On the flipside, for the first time ever, I opened the Moon Down Mailbag and answered Herman's question about the Slapchop/Quickchop controversy. If you would like to have your email read on the air, send your questions to moondownradio@gmail.com or regular mail to:

Moon Down Radio
Room 517 University Centre
1125 Colonel By Drive,
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Tonight's show also had the Fop Five Most Dangerous Household Appliances list, and the Gangster Word of the Week was Dutch Oven. In the News segment, I read a couple stories about talking refrigerators and household hadron colliders.
  • Spicoli called in to tell us what his favourite appliance was.
  • My younger sister Elise called in to impersonate a vacuum cleaner, and to read some more of diaries.
  • My older sister Celine put on a show of her own, managing to get the VCR and DVD player on the air.
  • My Mom got on the phone to comment on the sluts, but we had technical difficulties.
  • Paul called in to put his microwave on the air, and then we both joined in what amounted to a circle jerk of sound effects.
  • Digory joined me in studio for some Crazy Crazy Craigslist, and to apologize for his hate speech from two weeks ago.
  • Dave called in with his own version of Guess the Appliance? Both Digory and I guessed incorrectly. Dave revealed he was using what was called a "bong", which is some sort of heating/kettle stove-top device for pots.
  • I made an outgoing call to a diner in Ottawa, and got Miles to play a household appliances version of the Feud. Miles won some fast money.
  • I played my mom's answering machine message.
At the end of the show I announced Paul as the winner of his very own Moon Down Radio T-Shirt, street value $5.

Artist Album Track
TeeVee Toons Television's Greatest Hits Jane, Get Me Off This Crazy Thing! The TeeVee Toons Master Mix (Late Night Dance Mix)
Arthur Gunter The R&B Hits of 1954 Baby, Let's Play House
The Spencer Davis Group The Best Of The Spencer Davis Group When I Come Home
Car 2167 Car 2167 Siereta
J Dilla Donuts Waves
Jefferson Airplane Bless It's Pointed Little Head Plastic Fantastic Lover
Sloan DGC Rarities Vol. 1 Stove
The HazMats They're Here Just Leave a Message
De La Soul 3 Feet High and Rising This Is a Recording 4 Living in a Fulltime Era (L.I.F.E.)
Foo Fighters Foo Fighters This Is a Call
TK Dallman The Fool Saint Take it or Leave it
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